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Salt and Texas

Posted by N. A. Jones on June 24, 2014

Texas ‘Most Racist State,’ Says ‘Education’ Group Tied to Bill Ayers

Last week, an inflammatory Top 10 list in an article flagrantly and falsely accused Texas of being “The Most (Overtly) Racist State in America.” The list was published by a non-profit education organization called Empathy Educates. One of this group’s partners is 1960s domestic terrorist-turned-radical but now retired University of Illinois at Chicago professor Bill Ayers.

He was billed in the highest regard as a university scholar, although Breitbart News has reported that the roots of the Common Core resonate from ideas generated by the “radical community organizer” Ayers.

Interestingly, that defamatory Top 10 list traced back to the relatively obscure Atlanta Black Star, according to cutestat.com. It’s an outlet that comes with a manifesto to change the world. Its goal on how to change the world may best be illustrated by the fact that it slapped a 2014 date onto an 2012 article and called it new news, which, in turn, Empathy Educates blasted out under its own finely crafted new title: “The Top 10 Most (Overtly) Racist States in America.”

The Atlanta Black Star version of the article, “Top 10 Most Racist States in America,” mentioned that the story emanated from a “website run by a group of independent cyber-geography researchers” that found an alleged spike in racist tweets “during and after President Obama’s 2012 re-election.”

That group was the Floating Sheep in a research blog post on November 8, 2012. The original incarnation of this data was “Mapping Racist Tweets in Response to President Obama’s Re-election.” Floating Sheep tracks tweets. Apparently, it claimed to have longitudinally databased 2012 post-voting presidential election tweets and created a corresponding map to pinpoint the precise location of these allegedly racist social media communiqués.

Also, according to this version of the article, Floating Sheep geo-coded tweets through a system called DOLLY that cleverly continued the sheep theme. DOLLY stood for “Data on Local Life and You;” however, it appears poor DOLLY has met her cyber-maker because the source data that the Floating Sheep folks used is no longer on Knights News Challenge, to which it was ostensibly submitted – a site that claimed to ascribe to “transformational ideas that promote quality journalism” and where they believe “democracy thrives when people and communities are informed and engaged.”

The Floating Sheep article also credited Jezebel: the Home of the Happy Shiny Ladies as its original story source point. Jezebel is a celebrity story-driven site that boasts for its readers who post comments the how-to’s of getting noticed by the editorial staff. Those “examples of tweets chronicled by Jezebel” mentioned in the story also dead ended somewhere in the cloud.

Also in the Floating Sheep version of the article, the “Location Quotients (L.Q.) for Post Election Racist Tweets” actually placed Texas way down in the bad word list at a meager 1.3 tweets and a mediocre 25th place, which, in reality, is a very good thing and clearly displayed that Texas is not the rabid racist that Empathy Educates insisted upon. Actually, the District of Columbia came in 22nd. Oregon was 21st, Illinois was in 18th place, and Arkansas, home to former President Bill Clinton and former Governor Mike “Rebrand Common Core” Huckabee, came in at 13th place.

However, it turned out that the whole repurposed story that Empathy Educates ran with to allege racism was based on a whopping 395 tweets across 50 states during the period of November 1-7, 2012, according Floating Sheep. “Footnote 1” defined a racist tweet as one that contained both the use of the “n word” or worse as well as “Obama,” “reelected,” or “won.”

The Atlanta Black Star article was the version that was picked up by Empathy Educates and spread from there. It was also, in part, influenced by a March 2014 report about Ku Klux Klan activity in America. That part of the story came from PolicyMic. They sourced their data from the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), a watchdog organization that monitors hate groups.

Interestingly, the Atlanta Black Star included a disclaimer into its story about the very data it used from SPLC. This read: “the process was not scientific nor can it be claimed that it gives the most accurate ranking of racism by state.”

This brings us full circle to Empathy Educates, which ran the two-year-old story last week. This is a self-described “caring community” where they “communicate fully and frequently” and “offer a place to ponder, to peruse, to pursue, to gather, and to glean all that may be interesting, invigorating, intriguing, inspirational, and instructive.”

On its site, Empathy Educates boasts its “conversations, collaborations, commonweal and their call” as areas of expertise. Among their conversations are questioning if drivers discriminate against minorities at crosswalks, claims of 21st-century public school segregation, allegations that school dress codes teach girls to feel ashamed, and many more accusations of societal racism that they will heal within the wrapper of their brand of “empathy.”

The nebulously credentialed Betsy Angert is one of the two lead partners of the organization. She is called an Empathy Advocate, and her latter day Age of Aquarius musings read as if still awaiting the 1987 Harmonic Convergence.

“We welcome one and all to energize empathy,” it says on the website, also claiming to work towards “global harmony” as “solutionaries,” while they “engage, exchange, seek, and find shared enlightenment” and “outrospection” through “caring and cognizant collaborations” to “build a world of cooperation through this collaboration.”

It’s a troubling picture chock full of meaningless, euphemistic words that have been strung together into the illusion of a sentence that co-opts the actual meaning of the word “empathy,” which, by definition, requires an individual to have walked in another’s shoes to feel his or her pain. Unfortunately, empathy has become a 21st-century go-to word in an education community filled with “empathetic learning,” also known as “Social and Emotional Learning” (SEL). In fact, SEL is called the “new smart,” according to the Collaborative for Academic, Social and Emotional Learning (CASEL) website. You see, it’s no longer about what you know, it’s about what you feel.

This philosophy is rooted in “Emotional Intelligence,” the 1995 pop culture book by Daniel Goleman which leapfrogged IQ to EQ. Today, Goleman is the CASEL co-founder, and according to The Huffington Post, SEL is interwoven into the Common Core framework, which the article suggests presents challenges.

As Breitbart Texas reported, Linda Darling-Hammond, who has played a major behind-the-scenes role in the creation of the Common Core State Standards testing and CSCOPE, sits on the CASEL advisory board.

Ultimately, empathy may have very little to do with Ayers’s or any of the other partners’ participation in Empathy Educates. It is filled with the harder left wing of the education reform movement, including Bob George, the National Director of Save Our Schools (SOS).

This is about an agenda. On July 27-28, the affiliated BATS (Badass Teachers Association) will march on Washington, D.C., in the name of education. Leading that charge will be Mark Naison, BAT’s co-founder and Fordham University professor whose humble beginnings go back to the radical SDS, Ayers and the Weather Underground. Some months ago, progressive education icon Diane Ravitch was pitching Naison as a NY gubernatorial write-in candidate. Ravitch is also good friends with Darling-Hammond and Ayers; she is affiliated with Empathy Educates.

These are only some of the activist educrats connected to Empathy Educates, the very same organization that puts out a latter-day message that they’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony; yet they also hurled cutting untruths about Texans because, in the end, the misinformation that became disinformation was held together by one great truth – the empaths don’t like Texas Tea.

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Posted by N. A. Jones on December 24, 2013

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Happy Belated Solstice, Merry Christmas and Blessed New Year.

More to come by late January 2014.

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Global Shortwave Report

Posted by N. A. Jones on July 22, 2012

The Shortwave Report 07/20/12 Listen Globally

A weekly 30 minute review of news and opinion, recorded from a shortwave radio. With times and freqs

By Dan Roberts

A weekly 30 minute review of international news and opinion, recorded from a shortwave radio and the internet. With times, frequencies, and websites for listening at home. 3 files- Highest quality broadcast, regular broadcast, and slow-modem streaming. Radio Deutsche-Welle, the Voice Of Russia, NHK World Radio Japan, and Spanish National Radio.

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Dear Radio Friend,
The latest Shortwave Report (July 20) is up at the website  http://www.outfarpress.com/shortwave.shtml in 3 forms- (new) HIGHEST QUALITY (128kb)(27MB), broadcast quality (16MB), and quickdownload or streaming form (6MB) (28:59) Links at page bottom
(If you have access to Audioport there is a highest quality version posted up there {35MB}  http://www.audioport.org/index.php?op=producer-info&uid=904&nav=&)

This week’s show features stories from Radio Deutsche-Welle, the Voice of Russia, NHK World Radio Japan, and Spanish National Radio.
From GERMANY- As the Summer Olympics are about to begin in London, fears of terrorism and political demonstrations have MI5 and the military in high gear. Berlin just concluded a Climate summit in the run up to a world climate summit in Qatar in December. The office of the United Nations High Commissioner for refugees reports that more than one million people have now fled Somalia. China has offered $20 billion in loans to African countries over the next 3 years.
From RUSSIA- The Pentagon is planning to significantly increase its presence on the African continent. While there are no specific plans to set up a military base there, both the CIA and the US military have become more involved in anti-terrorist activities.
From JAPAN- Last Monday saw the largest anti-nuclear demonstration to date since the Fukushima disaster last year. A second nuclear reactor has been restarted despite public outcry. Experts now want surveys of earthquake faults that lie beneath a number of the nuclear reactors, including the two that are now restarted. A village in Fukushima prefecture has been divided into three areas based on radiation levels. The United Arab Emirate has approved construction of the country’s first nuclear power plant. The United Arab Emirate has begun using an oil pipeline that allows delivery without passing through the Straits of Hormuz.
From SPAIN- Public sector workers including firemen, police, and school teachers are taking to the streets daily in opposition to Spain’s austerity measures. El Pais featured the public sector march and the Popular Party Senator who publicly made an obscene remark about those who oppose the austerity measures. Spain’s Economy Minister denies that the government intends to shut down the ailing banks. Hillary Clinton visited Egypt and Israel- in Egypt her car was pelted with tomatoes, in Israel she reaffirmed US support.
There is an article about the Shortwave Report by Cassandra Roos on line –
 http://www.campusprogress.org/soundvision/780/big-stories-shortwaves

I was interviewed for an informative weekly radio show Mediageek, available at  http://radio.mediageek.net

All that plus times and frequencies for listening at home. It’s free to rebroadcast, please notify me if you’re airing it and haven’t notified me in the last month, please mention the website if you only air a portion. If you just want to listen and have a slow connection, try the streaming version- lower sound quality but good enough and way easier if you don’t have a high-speed internet connection. If streaming is a problem because of your slow connection, download the smaller file- it takes 20 minutes or less, and will play swell in any mp3 player application (RealPlayer, Winamp, Quicktime, iTunes, etc) you have on your computer.
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Catch-up .1

Posted by N. A. Jones on July 11, 2012

Updated 2 | Pullicino Orlando presents witnesses for Cachia Caruana expulsion case

Witnesses are Karmenu Vella and Joe Mizzi, John Dalli, Commissioner of Police John Rizzo, and PM’s head of communications Gordon Pisani.

Nationalist MP Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando has presented his witness list to the PN executive.
Matthew Vella

Adds Karmenu Vella’s statement at 7:46pm
Adds comments by Marthese Portelli at 8:02pm

Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando has presented his witnesses in the accusations of “collusion” he has made against Richard Cachia Caruana in a bid to seek the Nationalist Party’s very own chief strategist.

The witnesses are Labour MPs Karmenu Vella and Joe Mizzi, formerly also Labour ministers; former Nationalist minister now EU Commissioner for health John Dalli; the Prime Minister’s head of communications Gordon Pisani, and Commissioner of Police John Rizzo.

Pullicino Orlando has demanded that the PN expels the former permanent representative to the EU and erstwhile right-hand man to party grandee Eddie Fenech Adami – Richard Cachia Caruana – on claims that he “colluded” with members of the Labour administration of 1996-1998.

In his letter to PN executive committee president Marthese Portelli, Pullicino Orlando is accusing Cachia Caruana of having colluded with high-ranking members of the Labour administration led by Alfred Sant between 1996 and 1998 “in an attempt at furthering his personal interests whilst putting his colleagues in the Nationalist administration led by Dr Eddie Fenech Adami between 1987 and 1996 in a bad light.”

Although Pullicino Orlando claimed that he has sent the list of witnesses to Portelli, president of the Nationalist Party Executive Committee has told MaltaToday that she has not yet received the letter.

Marthese Portelli said “I have been constantly checking my email throughout the day and I still have not received the list of witnesses from Dr Pullicino Orlando.”

She added that she has been checkeing the email address through which she normally communicates with Pullicino Orlando.

“I have also checked whether Dr Pullicino Orlando sent a formal letter to the party headquarters but I have not received anything there neither,” Portelli said.

In the letter Pullicino Orlando also accused Cachia Caruana of colluding with high ranking officials representing foreign states “in a clear attempt at bypassing the Nationalist Party parliamentary group and the Maltese parliament” and “fommenting the unrest which has led to the difficulties faced by Lawrence Gonzi, both within our party and in parliament.”

In his letter to Portelli, the MP said that although he was informed this morning that he had to present his witness list today Wednesday following a meeting held at the PN headquarters on Tuesday meeting.

“It is only fair that the list be sent immediately to Mr Cachia Caruana, as agreed.  Mr Cachia Caruana will obviously be forwarding it to his ‘portavoce’, Mrs Daphne Caruana Galizia, so I thought it only fair to forward a copy of this letter to real journalists as well,” Pullicino Orlando said, referring to the Malta Independent columnist and blogger whom he accuses of carrying out the former ambassador’s bidding in the form of poison-pen blogs against PN critics and dissidents.

“I will demonstrate that Mr Cachia Caruana has other contacts in the Labour Party during my presentation to the executive committee. It is somewhat surprising that Mr  Cachia Caruana was careless enough to reveal this fact during an interview he gave to the Sunday Times on 24 June. In this interview he mentions his ‘Labour Party contacts’,” Pullicino Orlando wrote in his letter to Portelli, which was distributed to the press.

“He admits that these ‘Labour Party contacts’ are providing him with confidential information. I am sure his ‘Labour Party contacts’ would not do so without expecting something in return. His reference to these ‘Labour Party contacts’ is, in itself, an admission of collusion with high-ranking members of the Labour Party.”

Pullicino Orlando also said this was an attempt at misleading readers of the Sunday Times. “No one was expecting me to vote the way I did on the 18 June, including Mr Cachia Caruana,” the MP, who voted in favour of an Opposition motion that ousted Cachia Caruana as permanent representative to the EU, said.

Meanwhile, Labour MP Karmenu Vella later revealed in a statement to the press that in 1996, when he was Tourism Minister of the Alfred Sant administration, Richard Cachia Caruana, then a director of Air Malta, approached him to express his disagreement with the airline’s decision to purchase the RJ70 aircraft and to establish Azzurra Air.

In a statement issued this evening Vella explained that in 1996 Cachia Caruana informed him of the decisions taken by the board of directors at Air Malta in regards to the purchase of a fleet of RJs and for the setting up of the subsidiary company Azzurra Air.

“He called to inform me that he, as a director, opposed the decisions of the board of directors. When I asked him, he admitted that he had not registered his disagreement.”

Vella also noted that he met Pullicino Orlando at a social event a few days ago and discussed the meeting he had with Cachia Caruana.

“It became immediately apparent that Richard Cachia Caruana not only disagreed with the  decisions, but appeared to be trying to distance himself from them and shifting the responsibility to the other board members.”

Vella added that when he saw that Cachia Caruana was trying to shrug off collective responsibility and shift the blame on his colleagues, “I felt I did not need to continue that conversation. I thanked him, and it ended there.”

The MP said that he would declare all this in a sworn statement.

Tensions flared in a meeting held by the Nationalist Party’s executive committee on Tuesday night, as Nationalist MP Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando refused to have Labour MPs testify in person before the PN’s executive and parliamentary group, on accusations he has levelled against Richard Cachia Caruana.

In an aide memoire drafted by the PN’s executive, headed by Marthese Portelli, the party called Pullicino Orlando’s bluff by challenging the backbencher to present his witnesses – amongst them Labour MPs – against Richard Cachia Caruana so that they can testify ‘viva voce’ and not by affidavit, as the MP himself had originally suggested.

This request was the focus of a tense meeting yesterday evening, after the executive informed Pullicino Orlando that Cachia Caruana had asked that the date for the internal hearing be postponed. On the other hand, Pullicino Orlando stood his ground in demanding that his witnesses should not be paraded before the government MPs to testify physically on his accusation of collusion.

In a meeting that PN sources said soon turned into a slanging match, deputy prime minister Tonio Borg was later seen exiting the meeting room in protest.

The PN’s request to have Pullicino Orlando’s witnesses physically present at the PN headquarters to testify before government MPs on the accusations against Cachia Caruana is understood to present a potential setback for Pullicino Orlando, as the witnesses are believed to include high-ranking Labour officials who may reconsider testifying in person before the rival party’s executive council.

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Wildcard .3: Multiple streams of income

Posted by N. A. Jones on March 22, 2012

Feds: NYC hacker also involved with drug dealing

By DAVID B. CARUSO, Associated Press

Friday, March 9, 2012

03-09) 09:16 PST NEW YORK, (AP) —

The American computer hacker who shook the Internet underground by becoming an FBI informant didn’t just break the law on the Web: He also carried a gun and was involved in drug dealing.

Court documents unsealed this week show that in exchange for his cooperation, federal prosecutors agreed not to prosecute hacker Hector Xavier Monsegur for a litany of other crimes he admitted committing over the years, including his attempted sale of a pound of marijuana in 2010 and another 4 pounds in 2003.

They also agreed not to pursue charges for other crimes, including gun possession, purchasing stolen jewelry and electronics, running up $15,000 on a former employer’s credit card and referring people seeking prescription pain pills to illegal drug suppliers. The court papers said Monsegur would also avoid prosecution for hacking into the website of an online casino.

Monsegur, who was known on the Internet as a shadowy figure called “Sabu,” signed the cooperation agreement on Aug. 15. By then, he had already been working closely with the FBI for two months, often pulling late hours exchanging messages with fellow hackers while federal agents watched.

The 28-year-old New Yorker, who operated from a sixth-floor apartment in a dilapidated city housing project, has already pleaded guilty to a string of computer crimes, including conspiring with the “hacktivist” groups Anonymous, Internet Feds and Lulzsec, and breaking into the websites of media and Internet security companies.

His cooperation with federal agents led to five arrests, announced this week, and the breakup of Lulzsec, a group he had helped create.

Monsegur’s deal with prosecutors could still leave him exposed to substantial jail time. The agreement, filed with the court in August but not made public until Friday, said he faced a minimum mandatory sentence of up to two years in jail, and more than 122 years in prison if a judge gave him the maximum punishment for every count.

His extensive work with the FBI, however, makes a harsh sentence like that extremely unlikely.

If Monsegur continues to work with the government, prosecutors agreed to dismiss many other charges against him, including allegations that he hacked into the computer systems at PayPal, Visa and Mastercard, attacked website sites operated by the governments of Tunisia, Yemen, Algeria and Zimbabwe, and was involved in cyber assaults that attempted to cripple the websites of several global media and entertainment companies.

Lastly, the deal said that if Monsegur began fearing for his own safety, he might be enrolled in the federal witness protection program, and his “family and certain loved ones … relocated under a new identity.”

“It is understood that the defendant’s truthful cooperation with this office is likely to reveal activities of certain individuals who might use violence, force and intimidation against the defendant, his family and loved ones,” the agreement said.

Monsegur’s lawyers have repeatedly declined requests for comment, and attempts to reach him have been unsuccessful.

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Pure Titallation

Posted by N. A. Jones on February 21, 2012

Cerabino: Outlawing all white powders would end costly ‘scares’

By Frank Cerabino

 The time has come to declare that all white powders are controlled substances, and possession of a white powder is a felony.

Obviously, there will have to be an amnesty period, where everyone is given time to turn in their doughnuts, coffee creamers, baby powder, soaps and other applicable cleaning supplies that happen to fit that incriminating alabaster shade.

And we’ve got to give the ski slope operators time to tint all their snow.

I know. Criminalizing the possession of white powder would be a huge undertaking as we learn to accept things such as blue sugar and green salt.

And yes, it does amount to spectral profiling.

But something needs to be done to put an end to the scourge of the “suspicious white powder” menace that paralyzes airports, neighborhoods, and government buildings on a regular basis these days.

Monday, Palm Beach International Airport was treated to another “scare” after a “suspicious white powder” was discovered in the baggage claim area.

That turned out to be some kind of cleaning product, not to be confused with the coffee creamer found in the lavatory of a Southwest Airlines jet at the airport in November, a spill that kept evacuated passengers waiting on the tarmac for hours while the fire-rescue crew went through the familiar drill.

Even when the white powder turns out to be nothing, the psychosomatic trauma is enough to convince people that they been exposed to deadly anthrax.

Last month, when somebody upset with the Palm Beach County state attorney mailed white powder to the office, four people there spent a night in the hospital, vomiting and complaining of headaches even though the white powder was later deemed to be harmless.

Vice President Joe Biden’s brother spent a night in the hospital in October after he received some harmless white powder in the mail, which put his Ocean Ridge neighborhood in lockdown for eight hours.

Sending white powder in the mail has replaced calling in a phony bomb threat.

And the sight of any white powder, which can be accidentally left behind in countless ways, is enough to trigger imaginations of worst case scenarios.

I would have thought that by now, more than 10 years after anthrax was mailed to the offices of a Boca Raton-based tabloid newspaper, the fear of white powder would have faded.

In those early days, it was so bad that “suspicious white powder” calls in South Florida included white flakes falling from popcorn ceilings, kitty litter used to soak up an oil spill, and a man who complained of a suspicious white powder on his shirt – shortly after eating a jelly doughnut.

It hasn’t gotten much better over the years. And it costs a lot of money to continue to assume that the past 10 years of false alarms have been real.

Palm Beach County Fire Rescue dispatches five trucks and 16 people to each white powder call.

It would be cheaper just to put Valium in the water supply.

Or to make white powder a thing of the past.

If a cleaning worker spills a cup of pink powder on Concourse A, nobody panics. If a mailroom worker opens a letter with purple powder in it, there’s no vomiting.

Getting rid of all white powders would unburden crime labs from running tests on Sweet’N Low and free up firefighters to fight fires.

And with some of that cost savings, we could support Florida’s tourism officials, who will need plenty of help in figuring out a way to make the Gulf Coast’s yellow-powder sandy beaches sound inviting.

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Pure Titillation: FBI & Ol’ Dirty Bastards Files

Posted by N. A. Jones on January 16, 2012

8 Explosive Finds in Wu-Tang Clan Member Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI Files

Jan 13, 2012 4:45 AM EST

 Source: The Daily Beast

The FBI recently released their file on the late rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard—of Wu-Tang Clan fame—thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, and it’s a doozy. The FBI alleges the Wu-Tang Clan was connected to various murders, drug deals, the Bloods gang, and other nefarious dealings. Marlow Stern combed through the rapper’s FBI file to reveal the eight most explosive finds.

Ol’ Dirty Bastard, a.k.a. Russell T. Jones, was a founding member of the New York hip-hop supergroup the Wu-Tang Clan, which rose to prominence in the ‘90s. Due to his wacky persona, many arrests, bizarre forays into mainstream music—on the hits “Ghetto Superstar” and the pimp anthem “Got Your Money”—and even an outrageous 1995 MTV special that featured the rapper picking up food stamps in a limo, he was viewed as the first jester of rap, and described as “something of a folk hero” by The New Yorker.

According to a recently released cache of FBI files, he was also—along with members of the Wu-Tang Clan—allegedly “heavily involved in the sale of drugs, illegal guns, weapons possession, murder, carjackings, and other types of violent crimes,” lending credence to their celebrated song, “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta Fuck Wit.” The 94-page FBI file, released following a  Freedom of Information Act request, says detectives sought the assistance of the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s Office to attempt to build a case against “the WTC Organization” that included “federal charges and a RICO prosecution.”

Ol’ Dirty Bastard died of a drug overdose on Nov. 13, 2004, but the hip-hop collective lives on, and includes rap luminaries: RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God, and Masta Killa. According to the FBI files, the late ODB and the WTC, which plans to release their sixth studio album this year, are linked to a laundry list of crimes.  
 
Here are the most explosive finds from the FBI file on Ol’ Dirty Bastard…

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Gun Running… and Murder

The FBI file alleges that the Wu-Tang Clan “purchased numerous guns from the Steubenville, Ohio, area,” later claiming that the sellers identified the rappers through a photo spread presented to them. At least one of the guns involved in this purchase—a black Glock .40 caliber, model No. 27—was  identified as the murder weapon in the killing of Robert Johnson, a.k.a. “Pooh,” on Staten Island, New York, on December 30, 1997. According to the file, “Johnson was an associate of the WTC who had a falling out with the group and it is believed that his murder was ordered by someone within the WTC.”

Laundering Money Through Their Label(s)

In the FBI files, claims are made that the Wu-Tang Clan allegedly laundered money through their record label in order to pay for their nefarious dealings. The files indicate that once an individual had proven his or her loyalty to the WTC, they were “offered record contracts to record rap type music,” and “numerous recording companies were incorporated, along with bank accounts established,” for this end. According to the files, “this allows legitimate monies to flow into these accounts along with the proceeds from [redacted].” The file does, however, offer that the WTC runs a variety of “legitimate types of businesses,” including its own clothing line.

Gang Affiliations

The FBI files refer to allegations of a laundry list of crimes, including drug trafficking, carjacking, and shootings, sometimes by what law enforcement believed were potential Wu-Tang Clan associates. The evidence that apparently led them to this allegation was the arrest and subsequent testimony of an unidentified individual for the murder of Jerome Estrella, a.k.a “Boo Boo,” on June 20, 1999. According to the file, “It is believed that [redacted] sometimes carry out enforcement actions for the WTC, which include beatings, shootings, and murder.” Another piece of evidence allegedly linking the Wu-Tang Clan to such unsavory behavior was “a shooting and carjacking that occurred on Staten Island by an associate of the WTC,” who goes by the nickname “Fife.” The incident, which occurred on or about May 21, 1999, in the vicinity of 27 Warren Street, Staten Island,  is described in the report as an angel dust and PCP drug deal gone bad that resulted in a shooting, and alleges that one of the parties involved “is also a suspect in an unsolved homicide which was supposedly ordered by the WTC” as “retaliation for [redacted] robbing an associate of the WTC.” The file also alleges links between the Wu-Tang Clan and the Bloods street gang: “On 10/5/99, SA [redacted] spoke with SA [redacted] relief supervisor, and advised that he would be traveling to the Allentown RA to provide and compare information relating to the drug business of the Bloods street gang and the Wu-Tang Clan.”

The Curious Case of Robert “Pooh” Johnson

A 10-page document submitted by the NYPD to the FBI on Aug. 17, 1999, detailed the chain of events surrounding the alleged murder of Robert “Pooh” Johnson, a “known Wu-Tang Clan associate” who was killed on Dec. 30, 1997. According to the report, on July 1, 1998, Ol’ Dirty Bastard was the victim of multiple gunshot wounds received when he was robbed by two masked men who “entered the apartment, robbed him of jewelry, and shot him.” Just over a week later, on July 9, a man named Ishmael “Hoody” Kourma received six fatal gunshot wounds in Steubenville, Ohio. That same day, police allegedly performed a car stop on a vehicle with New Jersey plates—in the same town where the Wu-Tang Clan was alleged to have purchased guns—and “a shotgun, ammo, and gun holster were recovered from the vehicles.” On Jan. 15, 1999, Ol’ Dirty Bastard was allegedly involved in a shootout with NYPD officers following a car stop in Brooklyn,  but a Brooklyn grand jury failed to indict him on attempted-murder charges. Lastly, on March 11, 1999, Ol’ Dirty Bastard was charged by the Los Angeles Police Department as a “convicted felon in possession of body armor,” and held on $115,000 bail.

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Hutaree

Posted by N. A. Jones on November 15, 2010

Hutaree lawyers: Talk was just talk, not a plot

By TRESA BALDAS
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER

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In an effort to bust up the government’s case, defense lawyers in the Hutaree militia case this week disclosed some of the government’s secret recordings, including a conversation at a wedding in which an undercover agent and two Hutaree members discussed alleged roadside bombs.

 

The defense disclosed the recording as part of an effort to show that just because militia members were talking about alleged roadside bombs doesn’t mean there was any actual plan to build them, use them or violently overthrow the government.

In court documents filed Tuesday in federal court in Detroit, defense attorneys Richard Helfrick and Todd Shanker cited the wedding conversation that took place March 13 — two weeks before nine Hutaree members were arrested in FBI raids.

During the conversation, an undercover agent urges Hutaree leader David Stone Sr. to obtain road signs so that he can begin constructing alleged improvised explosive devices (IEDs).

Agent: “OK. Once we get everything, how fast do you want those?”

Joshua Stone: “We’ll have lots of money probably.”

David Stone Sr.: “Well, let’s do a forecast.”

Agent: “As soon as I get (to) it.”

David Stone: “Uh, as far as any kind of mass order? … Uh, early fall.”

Undercover agent: “Really? Wow. OK.”

The agent then repeatedly asks David Stone whether there is a specific target, in reference to the alleged plot against local officers outlined in the group’s indictment.

David Stone: “No…. It’s just like when we were talking earlier, we could be anywhere.”

Defense lawyers argued the conversation doesn’t reveal any real plan to use the weapons, nor does it show a plot to harm local police, as alleged in the indictment.

Helfrick and Shanker are representing David Stone Jr., 20, of Adrian, the adopted son of Hutaree leader David Stone Sr. They are seeking to dismiss Stone Jr.’s case and are requesting a special pretrial hearing where the government must prove that a conspiracy existed and that the defendants were part of it.

The government, however, has argued in court documents that a special hearing would be “burdensome, time-consuming and uneconomical” and that the facts and the indictment “returned by a legally constituted and unbiased grand jury are enough” to proceed to trial.

Read more: Hutaree lawyers: Talk was just talk, not a plot | freep.com | Detroit Free Press http://www.freep.com/article/20101111/NEWS01/11110575/Hutaree-lawyers-Talk-was-just-talk-not-a-plot#ixzz15NQnIhyQ

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Hypothetical Tuesdays

Posted by N. A. Jones on August 17, 2010

Choose one, ponder and peer, then test your network of friends

1. You finally got the urge and time to look in your parents closet. Dad’s been hinting at untold secrets for years hidden on his side of the suit rack. Low and behold its not March 1965 issue of Playboy you find but a small shoe box with pictures, matches, a spoon, a syringe, and a bag labeled “Oregano”. Do you test the freshness of the “herb”? Do you plan for an intervention? Do you tell grandma? Or somethings else?

2. Its been years since you could have made a better choice, but now its time to move on again. Unwillingly of course. Do you go back in time and get another job in another city and start over or do you fake your own death or do you find the substitution button on the identity theft website and dye your hair blonde?

3. One more hoop to jump through till you board the plane except the TSA agent decides to search your bags. No funny smells, just a random security check and your on your way to a holding cell. Should you have passed on the second helping of borsht last tuesday? Did you realize you aired your dirty laudry on Facebook for weeks before becoming all washed up youself? If your on Facebook can we safely assume your client could have had better success on Ebay?

Situational Humor for poor critics…..

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Observation Desk: Vespers Report

Posted by N. A. Jones on February 3, 2010

Draft:

So if I was gonna build a platform. Well, a place were I know were things like prostitution, drug deals and black market sales would happen, I would. Well, look. When you know how some businesses have evolved over the decades, you gotta have some built in parameters. In other word, videocameras. So, with that being siad, I’d build a high end coffee shop that peddled nothing but designer coffees of my brand. Meanwhile I stick so many security camera around the 20′ by 20′ space that you could read the panty line of the lady who just mainlined heroin between the toes in the parking lot at 25 feet. Personally I’d build a whole cahian cause some people get tired of spending their money on gold chains, fendi purses, Hummers and tennis shoes. Not to mention the forty year old that wears his twenty year old skating gear and still gets mad crazy respect from the younger crowd. Yeah, that’s one of the neighborhood dealers. To each cross sectio nof clientle someone will dress the part and still have good quality bud for more than just baking with.

If I was going to invest my funds further I’d build a bookstore next door. Or in the least, in the same strip mall parking lot. Cameras on all shelves marked three, seven and the ceiling. Did I mention a pee pee cam in the toilet as well. I hear employees miraculously appear when someone unloads cargo. If that is not the case, maybe my mind is slippinging into scam and scurry mode. If I had the time a platform and scripts for the employees and the daily consumption war wages and 10:01 a.m. Make that 10:05 , the star employee forgot his till in the back office.

Maybe indigo blue is the color of all reverseable onion domes theses days. Working at a casino has changed my mind about looking at architecture forever. When someone points something out to you and tells you what it is, you begin to notice it everywhere.

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Literati:Love – Intelligensia

Posted by N. A. Jones on January 28, 2010

The magnificent love story of revolutionary poet Kaifi Azmi and his lady love Shaukat, strewn together by the latter through her myriad memories of the 50 years spent together, has been captured in English language for the first time.

With both of the two fiercely revolutionary in their own ways, the book Kaifi & I, the English version of which was launched recently, details how Shaukat was irresistibly attracted towards the poet and his liberated views.

The book was released here by the duo’s daughter and actress Shabana Azmi and her lyricist husband Javed Akhtar at the fifth edition of the Jaipur Literature festival.

“It is intriguing how the book is so replete with vivid recreations and graphic details, as my mother never maintained a diary,” said Shabana after releasing the book, the Urdu version of which was called Yaad ki Rehguzar.

Kaifi Azmi and Shaukat had met for the first time at a mushaira in Hyderabad in 1947 and the latter was mesmerised by the Communist poet, whose poetry she believed was driven by a mission, according to the memoirs, a section of which was read by Shabana here.

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<Underground India radio transmissions during British occupation are sounding more and more tasty every day. Now to inflect communism into the mix. My mind is reeling with fascination. That bit of history deserves to be withheld for more adoring eyes than anyone can provide right now.>

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To: Mrs. Carson’s 3rd grade Art period

Posted by N. A. Jones on January 20, 2010

FINE ART FORGERIES
Global Counterfeiting Scams Uncovered
 
03/21/08  
 

 

 

 
Counterfeit Picasso print of “Francoise Gilot”

For lovers of fine art, it was a veritable field day.

In art shows and galleries across the nation and around the world and over eBay, a trove of limited edition prints by master artists started going up for sale as early as the summer of 1999.

There were two 1968 Pablo Picasso etchings signed in pencil by the artist and numbered from an edition of only 50 prints. 

There was a signed print of the “Eiffel Tower” by Marc Chagall, just one of 90.

There was another Picasso print—a drawing called “Francoise Gilot”—that had been obtained from the legendary artist’s daughter. 

There were thousands of prints by Calder, Dali, Warhol, Miro, Lichtenstein, and other noted artists, often signed and numbered, complete with certificates of authenticity.

All sold for top dollar.

And all total fakes. 

The prints sold by select dealers, it turns out, were counterfeits. The signatures had been forged, the certificates fabricated, the prices driven to inflated levels by “shill bids” on eBay and by other marketing trickery. 

Now, seven individuals allegedly behind two separate but overlapping counterfeit art rings—including art dealers in Illinois, Florida, and New York and distributors in Spain and Italy—have been charged in two indictments announced on Wednesday. Together, the scheme is said to have cost victims in Australia, Canada, Europe, Japan, and the U.S. more than $5 million. 

The case, code-named “Operation Dealer no Deal,” was launched two-and-a-half years ago by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service and the Chicago Division of the FBI after eBay stepped forward with information about fake artwork being sold through its Internet auction website.

“EBay was a great partner in this case,” said Chicago Special Agent Brian Brusokas, a member of the FBI’s Art Crime Team who worked on the investigation. “They identified sellers for us, gave us bidding histories, and shut down accounts used by con artists.” 

Postal inspectors played a key role by going undercover in online transactions and in face-to-face meetings. Also contributing to the investigation were Los Mossos d’Esquadra (the Catalan police force) in Barcelona, Spain; U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents; and the Northbrook Police Department in Illinois.

Don’t let it happen to you. Special Agent Brusokas has a few words of advice when it comes to buying high-dollar art: 

  • “Get a complete provenance or chain of custody on each piece to find out where the art came from originally. Was it obtained directly from an estate, for example? This information provides a way to double-check the piece’s history instead of just relying on the certificate of authenticity.” 
  • “Research the dealer carefully. Check the Better Business Bureau for possible complaints. Find out if they sell only online or if they have a gallery.”
  • “For pieces of art you already own, you can go back to the gallery and ask for provenance on your print. You can also contact artists’ foundations which will do side-by-side comparisons with originals for a fee.”
  • “And remember, when you’re trying to find that one treasure from someone’s garage, that’s when you’re more likely to let your guard down.” 

Think you’ve been victimized by fraudulent art sales? Then report it to law enforcement by visiting the Northern District of Illinois U.S. Attorney website or by calling its toll-free number at (866) 364-2621. 

The FBI’s Art Crime Team, launched in 2004, includes 13 special agents and three Department of Justice attorneys. To date, the team has recovered 850 cultural objects valued at more than $134 million.

Resources:
Press release on the indictments
FBI Art Theft Program
Art Theft Stories

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