The Underground Librarian

A Kermit T. Frog United Press Room Blog

Black Market News

Top Sales and locations according to online news revue since May 2009

Granted, there are salesman who can meet you where you ask. But seriously. Is there a Central Bazaar? Where the hocked and chop shopped are soled next to Ricos lift of the Cartier-Brisson van? What really gets sold there? Fucci knockoffs? How can you *really* traffick organs in a lunch box? Is the Central meet up in a meat locker?…just wondering.

1) Marihuana – California, United States of America  (assesment: will always be a standard in the black market till it becomes to costly to produce. Think in terms of a biological parasite. And there is one considering large and small field crops. I’ll post at a later date. More risky to produce and sell)

2) Currency- offical and “parallel” markets – hot spots in Vietnam and Nigeria (assesment: best bet and always a popular sales need before shopping any further. Until the people who do better at bartering take over.)

3) Cigarettes – U.S. (Asses: As long as there is was, there will be BM cigarette trade)

4) Elephant Ivory – Kenya (This is the only thing I can see a periodic low drop. Specifically to harvesting. Hopefully not at the risk of extinction.)

5) Videos – North Korea (When the world finally goes Blue-Ray DVD, maybe Beta might not be produced.)

6) Organ Trafficking, specifically Kidneys – Cairo, Egypt and Newark, New Jersey ( As long as geneticists tinker, the lay scientific mind will harvest organs. Michaelangelo and Da Vinci did it too. Although they were grave robbers insearch of the mind of God through human form.)

7) Social Security Numbers – Utah – ( Persistent little bugger isn’t it. Till something consistent can be done about identification and immigration, it will continue. As as long as Buffy and Mike keep maxing out their charge cards and not filling out job applications, the same will continue)

2 Responses to “Black Market News”

  1. Jim Jones said

    Isn’t Obama racially profiling by assuming that the white officers would have acted differently if the professor had been white?

  2. MamaKas said

    lmao, how come no one has commented on the fact that this officer’s name is Jim Crow…ly?

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