Election Day Results, November 5, 1779
Posted by Pollix on October 31, 2008
After hand counting all hand written ballots, notarizing them and signatured by all officials — including the Governors of all thirteen states.
Our humble tabloid and tract announces the first President of the United States of America:
The educated voter.
As ever in a country for the people and by the people, elected officers are merely representative of the populus. Both citizen and non-citizen, for we all contribute to the accounting of property in this land. We are all of value —mind you, with a price on our heads that no elected officer or statesman can pay. Each of us is inherently of value that never diminishes, but changes when we evaluate the currency of the times.
We congratulate the educated voter, because truly you are the only one who knows what is, what was and what will be. Knowing the names of the cadidates is for some the only part. Knowing where the party is, is the other part. Knowing how to sign a cross on a voting ballot is truly the only part that ever played a key point in history. The minor key part in this vote has been if Saint Nicholas ever keeps a list. And for every child since the second snows in history in the Northern most part of Greenland, a record of deeds is ever kept before any two spoke a common language. Historical written record may decay, brown and sour; but the speaking mind spreads oral traditions even in the moans, groans and hollars that The Spirit always understands. Considering for some the mind is ever chattering, the past never leaves. For silence ever to be present, consider the first word you spoke when you accepted the nomination.
So to you the educated voter, what is your first act in office? Or will you be the Office of the Presidency?
Have the great con-fide-ncis, you will do wonderfully.
Kermit ”Thomas Paine” Frog
Lay Counsellor
Full inheretor of rights to the invention of the verb, R&D@EIMED
Project room rallying cry: “ACTION!”
